Quite simply put,GURUS,are what cause most of the damage out here for us New Marketers.You start with good intentions to make money by selling quality,whatever,products,software,But it’s hard hard to sell to a Jaded consumer.A consumer that a Guru has already flim-flammed and now your left with a wounded victim rather than an eager beaver.What do you do ? You have to find out how the Big Boys are still raking it in and they sell your system packed with tricks and basically show you how much money you could be making if your just willing to to do a bait and switch.Offer the world and give them a back alley but guess what,it’s OK everyone’s doing it,right? Freak-en wrong!.Have some Dignity and sell a product that actually does what you say it will do and I’ll follow you everywhere.If you want to promote something you have no knowledge of that’s fine just let it be known so the interested party can make a call on their own.Yes it may cost you a sale,I’m sorry to say,but you can keep your soul.*if you find some time go to www.suckitgurus.com we want to help you find people that care whether you make it or not.
Ok,you caught me.Suckitgurus.com is my affiliate website and though I promote mostly free products,there are some that I paid for and were totally worth it so I pass them on with no hype.I’ve been doing this,well not This but I have been working online for Two years and know that there is no better way to make a living than finding something your passionate about and making money off of it,It’s a win,win.The hardest part for Me was to stop letting The Gurus blind me with those flashy websites that promised so much for so little.It was all a lie set up to take little chunks of money at a time until,I had so much invested I felt as though I couldn’t walk away.Turns out,the day I walked away from GURULAND,was the day I realized I could do this so much better without them and you can too.Believe in yourself and stick with whatever it is that you decide to do.
This scrappy looking mug is me,just in case anything I say out here is crap so you can find me and punch me in the nose.I know,realistically you wont but I found myself so frustrated with the faceless crooks out here ,I just wanted a face to point my anger at.So,this is me and I have a feeling that you are going to like this picture because it comes with a lot of free tools that I’m about to hook you up with.First try this. Click my pic and receive the best word-press tutorial I have to offer you,everything spelled out for the beginner.Let me know what you think.As soon as I get 1 comment,I’ll put up another cool free link.Remember you have to click on the picture.
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There are millions of People out here that want you to buy their product or join their sales force and what’s wrong with that? Nothing,the Internet and all the opportunity it brings with it is a wonderful thing and every man,woman and yes even youngsters, have the right to claim there spot on this Unique Money Train. In a perfect world we would all practice fare trade with honesty and integrity but alas,this is never been further from the truth than it is here on the net, So,what do beginners with absolutely no knowledge do to make money out here?They turn to the people that have had success in the area they choose to make money in.The”GURUS”,(experts) in any chosen field.This needs to be exercised to be handled with EXTREME CAUTION. There is a misconception among the very new or(NEWBIE),that an Internet guru is a mentor,a coach or a friend,although most of their sales pages start out with DEAR FRIEND.This is hardly the case,for a Guru has simply mastered techniques that allow them huge success above the Norm,(us).The Guru in turn offers to pass his (or her) systemto us for whatever price they deem appropriate.
HERE’S THE DEAL,99% of new marketers will fail or just give up before their first year online.You would think with all of the Gurus selling us their sure fire 100% guaranteed money making courses,this couldn’t be possible.Here lies the truth.If you were given a gurus exact method of success,you would in fact,succeed,needing no further help from them or any other guru for that matter.This will not happen.You can expect to be given a guide and you have the right to be given a true working guide,but you will not receive the true and absolute method for any gurus success.This is our findings after 18 months and thousands of dollars spent on (secret formulas) and (100% proven methods).We here at SuckItGurus,would like to give you just a small piece of advice.Be suspicious,do not trust Tom,Dick or Harry.Investigate every option before purchasing anything from anybody.There is no Magic solution and anyone telling you that you will make $10,000.00in your first month is just insulting your clear thinking.You can and will make money out here.How much you lose depends on your desire to thoroughly investigate all claims being made to you.Last but not least,tell the the Gurus to SUCK IT,when they try to making you out for a patsy.
Welcome to UnckleBob.WordPress.com. It is my true hope that my pages help out another in some way towards finding solutions to problems that keep them stuck in the no money zone as I call it.I don’t think I’m smarter than anyone else out here,but spending day after day roaming around the affiliate wonderworld has given me access to Free software and new sites that have helped me out greatly.I want to bring these resources to one page to give you a buffet to choose from, I, in no way will feed you(knowingly),any garbage product or spin you down a long road that ends up with you having to pull out your credit card.Which leads me to my first order of business.AUTORESPONDER.There is a new free autoresponder out here that I find perfect for the new marketer.Two reasons.First,well it’s FREE and Second,I love it and I am the first to jump up in the standas and yell,FOUL.There is no foul here.You get incredible service from a very caring company,there is no guessing game here so when Aweber is 
knocking at the door trying ton collect rent from you,just smile and turn up the TV,because it’s finally someone else that has to pay that bill.Now don’t get me wrong,if you need to spend your hard earned money,I have tons of stuff to sell you,but my Buddies tell me the beer a freind hands them always taste better then the one the bought at the club.OK for now,I’ll be back tomorrow with another good deal and remember,don’t be shy when it comes to giving.It comes back at you 10 times.If you know something to help our Brothers and Sisters out.Throw it out here on my Blog and we’ll all thank you for it.Uncklebob
Guess what? I just found the mate for ListWire ,I know,What the hell are you talking about Bobby? Well this http://uncklebob.greystorm.hop.clickbank.net/?p=hypertrack,it’s proclaimed as the unofficial listwire manual and it is exactly that,you cant have listwire without this,well you can,now there’s a free version and an upgraded version.As I suggest to my friends if you are going to end up promoting this,buy it but if you just want a better understanding of listwire use the free version.(Never sell something you haven’t used.)DON’T BE A GURU.
